Jun 2015 - The very definition of parody

Oh boy what a scorcher!

I am not referring to the flaccid British 'Summer' [*rolls eyes and shakes head annoyingly*] - I am of course referring to one of the many explicitly sensual sex scenes in my thrilling debut novel 'Fist First'.

It has now been a month since I demanded that my nephew Eric (a vagabond) upload my EBOOK 'Fist First' to Amazon: USA hypoLINK & UK hypoLINK.

Good news and bad news!

Good news: I find myself at #2 in the Amazon Kindle Parody chart as I type.

Bad news: I wasn't 100 percent sure on the definition of Parody.

A quick World Wide Wed (WWW) dictionary.com search provided me with the following definition:

'a humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature or writing'.

I have to be honest and admit I am none the wiser. I didn't go into writing to learn new words! I went into writing to write the words I already know into a long series of sentences and sell the result for moderate to huge profit.

OTHER NEWS:

- Dog ate my pot of Muller RIce, including foil lid.

- Wavering belief in Judeo-Christian God, but refuse to believe there is nothing

- Tesco seedless grapes are a waste of bloody time. I'd rather eat seeded grapes and just spit them out